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Cleaning House

November 18, 2018 | by

Rachel and Leah were sisters who lived in different cities but talked on the phone daily. “I am so frustrated,” Rachel said to Leah. “My house is so disorganized and I keep procrastinating by not cleaning it.”

“Well you better get moving!” Leah said to Rachel. “We’re coming to stay with you for Chanukah, and you should have the house clean and organized by then.”

Rachel thought that was a good idea. But by next day’s conversation, Rachel was still sounding down.

“What’s wrong?” Leah asked.

"I went to the bookstore," Rachel explained. "And I bought a book on how to get organized. I was all fired up, and decided to clean out all the shelves in the living room. While I was working, I found the same darn book. I had bought it a couple of years ago."

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