How do You Like Your Coffee?

William and Christopher were two friends from England who decided that they wanted to go on a trip to Israel. After putting their bags down at their hotel they decided to go out for coffee. They found a quaint diner, near the souk, and as they sat down at the table, Chris wiped some crumbs from the seat. Then he took a napkin and wiped some moisture from the table.

The waitress, Smadar, came over and asked if they wanted some menus.

"No thanks," said William. "I'll just have a cup of black coffee."

"I'll have black coffee, too," Chris said. "And please make sure the cup is clean."

Smadar shot him a nasty look. She turned and marched off into the kitchen.

Two minutes later, Smadar was back.

"Two cups of black coffee," she announced, sternly. "Which one of you wanted the clean cup?"