Four Times a Charm

Rachel and Leah were having coffee together and Leah was depressed.

"What's wrong?" Rachel asked.

"I was married four times in my life and every one of my husbands passed away," replied Leah.

Rachel asked, "What did they do for a living?"

"Well,” said Leah, “My first husband was a millionaire, the second was an actor, the third was a Rabbi, and the fourth worked for the Chevra Kadisha."

Rachel, with a sly grin said, "Oh, I see, one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go..."