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Three Wishes

August 19, 2018 | by

Three members of an Israeli high tech company were walking outdoors during their lunch break - a lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their project manager. Suddenly, they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off.

Poof – out pops a genie.

"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison,” says the genie. “I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you."

The hardware engineer, Dudu, thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific Ocean."

"It is done," said the Genie, and poof, Dudu the hardware engineer disappears.

Itzik the software engineer thinks a moment and says, "I'd like to be riding a Harley Davidson motorcycle through the American Southwest."

"It is done," said the Genie, and poof, Itzik the software engineer disappears.

Shimon the project manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, "I'd like those two back in the office after lunch."

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