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The Rebbetzin is Trying Too Hard

March 11, 2018 | by Aish.com

The shul’s new Rebbetzin was trying her best to connect with the ladies in the shul but she was having a little difficulty. So she decided to take the sisterhood president Shira Solomon out for coffee.

At the coffee shop Shira confided, "I'm fat."

"No, you're not," the Rebbetzin reassured her.

"My clothes are awful," Shira said.

"They’re lovely," the Rebbetzin encouraged.

"I've never looked worse," Shira whined.

The Rebbetzin replied, "Yes, you have."




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