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Magnetic Personality

December 21, 2017 | by

Mrs. Cohen was giving her second-grade students a lesson in science. She taught them about magnets and showed how they could pick up nails and other bits of iron.

Now it was time for a question to make sure that the students had retained what she taught them. "My name begins with the letter 'M' and I pick up things. What am I?" asked Mrs. Cohen.

Little Shmueli Raskin in the front row said, "You're a Mommy."


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