Bracha and the Boys
Bracha Sapirman had 5 boys under the age of 8. One Sunday afternoon, she was playing cops and robbers with them in the back yard. One of the boys "shot" her and yelled, "Bang! You're dead." She slumped to the ground, and when she didn't get up right away, a neighbor ran over to see if she had been hurt in the fall.
When the neighbor bent over, Bracha opened one eye and said, "Shhh. Don't give me away. It's the only chance I've had to rest all day."