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Moishie and Miriam Playing House

September 28, 2017 | by Aish.com

Little Moishie and Miriam were at the local shul day care. Miriam approaches Moishie and says, "Hey Moishie, wanna play house?"

Moishie says, "Sure! What do you want me to do?"

Miriam replies, "I want you to be a good communicator."

"Be a good communicator?" said a bewildered Moishie. "I have no idea what that means."

Little Miriam smirks and says, "That’s OK. You will be a perfect husband."




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