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Mrs. Shpeilman & the Atheist

September 14, 2017 | by Aish.com

Little old Mrs. Shpeilman had an interesting daily ritual. Each morning, she stepped onto her front porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "OY, THANK YOU GOD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO GOD!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day.

One morning, in the middle of winter, Mrs. Shpeilman stepped onto her front porch and shouted: "OY, GOD! I HAVE NO FOOD. I AM STARVING, PLEASE HELP ME!"

The next morning Mrs. Shpeilman stepped out onto her porch and there were two huge bags of groceries sitting there.

"IT’S A MIRACLE! THANK YOU GOD!" she cried out. "YOU HAVE PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS NO GOD! I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

Little Mrs. Shpeilman threw her arms into the air and shouted: "OY, THANK YOU GOD! YOU HAVE PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THIS SCHMENDRIK PAY FOR THEM!"




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