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Rivky’s Setting the Shabbat Table

August 13, 2017 | by Aish.com

Little Rivky Speilman loved helping her mother. In particular, she loved to help set the Shabbat table. One Friday night, the guests came home from shul, and everyone sat down. Mrs. Speilman noticed something was missing.

"Rivky," she said, "you didn't put a knife and fork at Uncle Morty’s place."

"I thought he wouldn't need them," explained Rivky. "Abba says Uncle Morty always eats like a horse!"




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