Dave and Samantha’s First Trip to Israel
Dave and Samantha Levy were on their first trip to Israel. They rented a car, had all of their guidebooks ready and had a full itinerary for their 10 day stay. One day, Dave and Samantha stopped for lunch at a falafel joint. Dave asked the guy working there.
"What's the quickest way to the Dead Sea?"
The falafel owner scratched his head.
"Are you walking or driving?" he asked.
"I'm driving,” replied Dave.
"That's the quickest way!"