Second Guessing the Doctor
Old Marvin Himmelman labored his way into his doctor's office and said, "Doctor, my pharmacist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back. "And since when does a pharmacist second guess a doctor's orders?"
Mr. Himmelman said, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."