The Sound of Silence
Shoshana was jealous of her friend Shira. All of Shira’s young children sat quietly with her in shul during the rabbi’s sermon while her 7 year old twins Shimi and Shmueli couldn’t sit still.
About halfway through the speech, Shoshana leaned over to Shira and said, “How do you get your kids to sit so quietly?”
"Before shul I tell them, ‘Remember, if you aren’t quiet Rabbi Goldman will lose his place and will have to start all over again’”!