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Jury’s Out
Ethel Rubinstein was celebrating her 80th birthday when she received a jury-duty notice. She called the clerk’s office to remind them that she was exempt because of her age.
"You need to come in and fill out the exemption forms," the clerk said.
"I've already done that," Ethel replied. "I did it last year."
"You have to do it every year," the clerk said.
"Why?" Ethel asked. "Do you think I'm going to get younger?"
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