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March 2, 2017 | by

John Rose was a referee in a kids soccer league and one day he was referring a game that involved a team from the local Jewish school &*ndash; King David. But there was an old woman on the sideline where the King David “Stars of David” were playing and she wouldn’t stop yelling at the ref. There wasn’t a call she liked. Finally, the ref looked at the coach and said, "Coach, you'd better control your sideline or else there’s going to be a penalty.”

The coach turned to the woman and barked, "Knock it off, Bubbie!"

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