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Chelm’s Walk in Clinic

February 16, 2017 | by

Dr. Goldstein opened a walk in clinic in the famed city of Chelm. Dr. Goldstein’s first patient, a fellow named Chaim Yankel walked in and said, "Doctor, I hurt all over."

"That's impossible," Dr. Goldstein said.

"No, really!" Chaim Yankel, "Just look -- when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts.”

“I know for a fact that your body is fine,” said Dr. Goldstein.

“How could you know such a thing?” asked Chaim Yankel, shocked.

Dr. Goldtein replied, "Because your finger is broken."

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