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The IRS is Calling

November 20, 2016 | by Aish.com

Rabbi Markowitz answers the phone...

"Hello, is this Rabbi Markowitz?"

"It is."

"This is the IRS. Can you help us?"

"I can."

"Do you know a Sam Rothman?"

"I do."

"Is he a member of your congregation?"

"He is."

"Did he donate $10,000.00?"

(pause)

"He will."




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