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Flying the Friendly Skies

September 4, 2016 | by

Shmuel was a frequent flier of the New York – Tel Aviv route and although his airline of preference was usually United, this time he decided to try out El Al.

After a few minutes trying to stuff his enormous bag into the overhead bin of the plane, a stewardess approached him and informed him that he would have to check his oversized luggage.

"When I fly other airlines," Shmuel said irritably, "I don't have this problem."

The El Al stewardess smiled and replied, "When you fly other airlines, I don't have this problem either."


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