Zev and Adella’s 50th
Zev and Adella Goldberg were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at a big banquet put on by their kids. They encouraged Zev to share with everyone the benefits of being married for so long.
Zev stood up, thought for a long moment, then said, "Well, I've learned that marriage is the best teacher someone can ever have. It teaches you loyalty, patience, self-restraint, forgiveness, and...." he paused.
"And?" someone cried out from the back of the room.
"...and a great many other qualities you wouldn't have needed if you'd stayed single!"