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Finders Keepers

August 4, 2016 | by

Little Shloime Rosenberg stunned his parents after coming back from his grandparents’ house one Sunday for their weekly visit when he emptied his pockets of nickels, dimes, and quarters.

Finally his mother asked the obvious question: "Where did you get all that money?"

"At Bubbie and Zadie’s house," Shloimie replied nonchalantly. "They have boxes of it everywhere. Zadie called them ‘Tzedakah Boxes’."

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