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Moishe’s Mantra

July 21, 2016 | by

Miriam Feinstein decided to take up meditating and she was always preaching its benefits to her husband Moishe. That’s why when he suddenly started asking some questions about it, seemingly expressing interest, she got excited that they could share this experience together.

"You don't have to close your eyes, Moishe," Miriam explained. "You can keep them open and focus on something like a candle or a spot in front of you."

Moishe nodded thoughtfully. "Could it be a TV?"


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