Safety First

Michael Rosen had just moved to Israel and assumed the job as safety manager for a large manufacturing company. He initiated an ambitious program to increase workplace safety. One day he called a meeting on the plant floor.

"Does anyone know," Michael asked, "what the speed limit is in our parking lot?"

A short moment of silence was interrupted when one fellow named Itzik piped up. "That depends. Do you mean coming to work or leaving?"