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Jury Duty

February 4, 2016 | by Aish.com

Old Mrs. Epstein was called for jury duty and her son Jerry who was an attorney filled her in on what to expect.

Asked about the occupations of her family members, Mrs. Epstein blurted out, "Your honor, you should be aware that my son is a very successful lawyer."

“Thank you Mrs. Epstein,” said the prosecutor. “Next question, have you ever used the services of an attorney?”

"Many times,” said Mrs. Epstein. “To mow my lawn."



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