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Torah and Cell Phones

December 31, 2015 | by

Ever wonder what would happen if we treated the Torah as we treat our cell phone?

What if we carried It around in our purse or pocket every day?

What if we looked through It many times each day?

What if we turned back to go get It if we forgot It?

What if we always checked It for messages?

What if we treated It as if we couldn't manage a day without It?

What if we gave It to our children as a special gift?

What if we always took It, and used It, when we traveled?

What if we always thought to use It in case of an emergency?

Oh, and one more thing... Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about Torah being disconnected, because Its "Carrier" never fails.


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