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Late for a Very Important Date

October 29, 2015 | by

Moishe and Miriam were late for their shul dinner. Moishe was pacing back and forth, glancing at his watch, he yelled upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, Miriam replies, "Moishe, enough already! I've been telling you for the last half hour... I'll be ready in a minute!"


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