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Slip of the Tongue

September 3, 2015 | by

Chaim Yankel is sitting alone at Yitz’s Deli when in walks his friend Moishe who takes one look at Chaim Yankel and asks what’s wrong.

"Well," said Chaim Yankel, "my wife asked me that famous question women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home."

"What kind of question?" asked Moishe.

"She asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, wrinkly and has gained weight."

"That's easy," said Moishe. "You just say, 'Of course I will.'"

"Yeah," said Chaim Yankel , "that's what I meant to say, except I said, 'Of course I DO...'"

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