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August 16, 2015 | by

Daniel Finklestein, the President of Congregation Beth Israel, got up to address the congregation one Shabbat morning.

“On behalf of the shul Board of Directors I come to share some good news and bad news. The good news is we have enough money to pay for our new building campaign."

Mr. Finklestein continued, "The bad news is, it's still out there in your pockets."

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