Dreaming in Hebrew
Moishe Miller was having some trouble in Hebrew class.
To encourage him, his teacher Mrs. Shalva said, "You'll know you're really beginning to get it when you start dreaming in Hebrew."
One day, Moishe ran into class all excited, saying, "Mrs. Shalva! I had a dream last night and everyone was talking in Hebrew!"
"Great!" said Mrs. Shalva. "What were they saying?"
"I don't know," Moishe replied; "I couldn't understand them."