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How to Be a Macher on Any Jews Board

June 25, 2015 | by Aish.com

  • Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
  • Don't say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being wise.
  • Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
  • When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
  • Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular – it's what everyone is waiting for.



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