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Don’t Let Go

June 18, 2015 | by

Rachel fought the battle of the bulge for most of her life and she found the battle getting even harder as she approached middle age. One evening, after trying on a skirt that was too tight, she said to my husband Jacob and said, "I’ll be so glad when we become grandparents. After all, who cares if grandmothers are fat?"

Jacob’s prompt reply: "Grandfathers."


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