Hearing for the First Time
Miriam had been bugging Moishe for years unsuccessfully to get a hearing aid. "How much do they cost?" Moishe finally asked Miriam one day after one of her nagging sessions.
"The doctor tells me they’re about $3000," Miriam answered.
"Okay, well, when you say something worth $3000," Moishe replied, "I’ll get one."