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Hearing for the First Time

June 18, 2015 | by

Miriam had been bugging Moishe for years unsuccessfully to get a hearing aid. "How much do they cost?" Moishe finally asked Miriam one day after one of her nagging sessions.

"The doctor tells me they’re about $3000," Miriam answered.

"Okay, well, when you say something worth $3000," Moishe replied, "I’ll get one."


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