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You Gotta Believe

June 4, 2015 | by

A bicyclist was winding around the curve of a mountainous road when he skidded off the edge and to his utter shock found himself tumbling off a steep cliff. Grasping desperately at anything, he caught hold of a protruding branch. Seeing his impossible predicament and holding on with all his might, he began to yell helplessly, “Is there anyone up there?”

To his utter shock he heard the response, “I’m here. It’s Me – God.”

“Oh, I can't believe it. Oh, good. God, save me! Tell me what to do," the man pleaded. The Divine voice answered, “All you have to do is trust Me and let go of the branch.”

“Is there anyone else up there?”

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