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How I Met Your Father

March 5, 2015 | by Aish.com

Little Sarah Rothman was engaged in one of her favorite activities – looking at her parents wedding album. After a few minutes she looked up at her mother and said, “Did you marry Abba because he was good-looking?”

“Not really,” Mrs. Rothman replied.

“Did you marry him because he was wealthy?”

“Definitely not,” Mrs. Rothman laughed. “He didn’t have anything!”

“Ah!” said Sarah, finally appearing to understand. “You married him because you just felt sorry for him.”




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