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Earrings at Harry's

February 19, 2015 | by

Chaim Yankel rushed to Harry's jewelry store soon after the doors opened one morning and said he needed a pair of diamond earrings. Harry showed him a wide selection, and Chaim Yankel quickly picked out a pair.

When Harry asked him if he wanted the earrings gift-wrapped, Chaim Yankel replied, "That’d be great. But can you make it quick? I forgot today was my anniversary, and my wife thinks I’m taking out the garbage."


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