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If It Suits You

January 22, 2015 | by

David Epstein graduated from high school and wanted to get a job right out of school. He convinced his parents that he needed to dress the part so he went out and bought an $800 suit.

"What!?" Mrs. Epstein answered, gagging at the price tag. "I’ve bought cars for $800!"

"That’s why I want the $800 suit," David replied. "So I don’t have to drive $800 cars."

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