Miriam Epstein is making scrambled eggs when her husband Moishe bursts into the kitchen.
"Careful," Moishe cries. "Careful! You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Scramble them! Now! We need more butter. They’re going to stick! Careful! Now scramble them again! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!"
Miriam turns to Moishe and asks, "What is wrong with you?"
Moishe calmly replies, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving."