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Precocious Little Moishie Goldberg was just starting fourth grade but went back to the third grade classroom for old time sake.

"Hello Moishie," said Mrs. Epstein, the third grade teacher.

"Hello Mrs. Epstein," he replied.

"How's fourth grade going?" she asked.

"To be honest, I miss you," said Moishie.

"That's sweet, Moishie, I miss you too," Mrs. Epstein said.

"You were a good teacher because you never had any favorites," Moishe said.

"Well I try to pride myself on my fairness," replied Mrs. Epstein.

"Exactly," Moishie said. "You were mean to everyone."