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What’s on the Menu?

September 21, 2014 | by Aish.com

Itzik sat down at a funky Tel Aviv restaurant asking for something from the lunch menu.

"It’s 10:15," the waitress told him. "We’re only serving breakfast now."

Itzik thought it over and replied, "Do you have anything on the breakfast menu that tastes like lunch?"




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