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Flower Power

June 12, 2014 | by

Morris Epstein stopped by the florist to pick up something for his wife. “That’s a nice little bouquet,” said a woman, pointing to the flowers Morris was buying.

“Yeah, my wife and I had an argument last night,” Morris admitted. “I was going to buy her a dozen roses, but after I thought about it a bit, I don’t think she’s that mad at me.”

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