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Honesty’s the Best Policy

February 20, 2014 | by

Heshy Schonfeld was retired but realized that he needed to go back to work at least part time to supplement his meager pension. Today, he's being interviewed for a job as an office manager in a local law firm.

Human Resources Manager: "So tell me, Heshy, what do you think is your greatest weakness?"

Heshy: "Honesty"

Human Resources Manager: "I don't think honesty is a weakness."

Heshy: "I really don't care at all what you think."

Human Resources Manager: “Oh, I see what you mean, now.”

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