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Bad Timing

December 12, 2013 | by Aish.com

Abe walks into the local tavern and sees his friend Moishe sitting at the bar. He puts his hand to his heart and yells: "Oy vey, Moishe! I'm so sorry to hear about your shop burning down."

Moishe spun around quickly and whispered, "Shhhh..... it's tomorrow!!!"




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