Oy, Such a Headache
Miriam goes to see her rabbi, Rabbi Epstein and complains about her bad headaches. She whines, cries, and talks about her poor living conditions for hours.
All of a sudden, Miriam shouts, overjoyed, "Rabbi, your holy presence has cured me! My headache is gone!"
To which Rabbi Epstein replies, "No Miriam, it is not gone. I have it now."