aish.com > Jewlarious > Jokes

The Anti Anti-Virus

May 30, 2013 | by Aish.com

When his computer began to act up, a man called his local computer repair shop – Chaim’s Computers.

The clerk said: "From your description of the problem, your computer probably only needs an anti-virus program. It will cost you $50 to have it done here so really you'd be better off reading some information online and doing it yourself for free."

Pleasantly surprised by the clerk's honesty, the man said: "Does your boss know that you discourage business?"

"Who, Chaim?" asked the clerk sheepishly. "It's actually his idea. We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."




🤯 ⇐ That's you after reading our weekly email.

Our weekly email is chock full of interesting and relevant insights into Jewish history, food, philosophy, current events, holidays and more.
Sign up now. Impress your friends with how much you know.
We will never share your email address and you can unsubscribe in a single click.
linkedin facebook pinterest youtube rss twitter instagram facebook-blank rss-blank linkedin-blank pinterest youtube twitter instagram