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Shouldering Responsibility

May 23, 2013 | by

Marty Epstein was working long hours at the office and his wife Shirley complained that he wasn’t spending enough time with their three-year-old daughter Shirah. So Marty decided to take little Shirah to the shopping mall, and even gave her a ride on his shoulders.

But after a few minutes, Shirah started tugging at his hair.

"Stop that, honey," Marty said. "It hurts."

"But daddy," she replied, "I'm only trying to get my gum back."


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