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Livin’ the Good Life

May 23, 2013 | by Aish.com

Moishie and Chaim were talking in the school playground.

Moishie said: "I'm really worried. My Abba works twelve hours a day to give my family a nice home and plenty of food. My Ima spends the whole day cleaning and cooking for our family. I'm worried sick!"

"What are you worried for?" asked Chaim. "It sounds like you've got it made."

"Yeah," said Moishie, "but what if they get smart and try to escape?"




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