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Dressing Up

May 2, 2013 | by

Miriam said to Harold, "Honey, I need a new dress."

“Miriam, you can’t just go shopping all of the time,” said Harold.

“But I need a new dress,” said Miriam.

“What's wrong with the one you've got?" asked Harold.

"It's a little long and…well… the veil keeps getting in my eyes."

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