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For weeks, little Moishie Miller had been telling his teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day his mother allowed him to feel the movements of the unborn child. Although obviously impressed, he didn't say anything and from then on, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally called the boy over and said: "Moishie, whatever became of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Moishie burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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