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Scarecrow and Mrs. Epstein

March 14, 2013 | by

David and Judy Epstein were admiring their garden from the kitchen window. Judy said: "Sooner or later, you're going to have to make a proper scarecrow to keep the birds off the flower beds."

"What's wrong with the one we've got?" asked David.

"Nothing. But my mother's arms are getting tired.”

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