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A Knockout Punch

December 20, 2012 | by Aish.com

While reading a newspaper, Moishe came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was noted for his IQ.

"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest shlimazels get the most attractive wives."

His wife replied, "Why, thank you, dear."




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