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November 29, 2012 | by

The staff at the Beth David Senior’s Home thought it was sweet when 93 year old Moishe Epstein started dating again.

One Monday morning Moishe woke up with a funny feeling that something important happened last night. It was during breakfast   hash browns   that Moishe finally remembered what it was. He had proposed to Shifra Goldman in suite 891. But what she answered he just couldn’t seem to remember.

When Moishe got back to his room he picked up the phone and dialed. “Hi Shiffy, I have a funny question for you, do you remember last night when I proposed?”

“Oh my gosh,” gushed Shifra, “I’m so glad you called, I knew I said yes to somebody but I just couldn’t recall who it was!”

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